kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”
whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions
Meanwhile every time I watch a video clearly made by one guy in his living room and it has complete descriptive subtitles, I feel more love in me than I can contain.
need someone to take me apart like a car engine. the intimacy of it all delicate care of all my parts and the places they go and the hitting me with hammers hitting me with hammers HITTING ME WITH HAMMERS HITTING ME WITH HAMMERS HITTING ME W
As a fellow person in their twenties, you good?
Anonymous
i wish i could float in a river face down for seventy kilometers and not drown
*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*
